We bring entertaining science lessons, all wrapped in an imaginative
and moving story of a galactic battle between good and evil.
The battle begins on the far away moon, Texalon, where highly intelligent cowboy clams herd longhorn bass in the tide pools. Though they have brilliant minds, without hands or feet the clams were at the bottom of the food chain.
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Then one day, a clam by the name of Wyatt C. Mollusk found that if grains of sand were put together in just the right way, it formed a transmixifier beam that rearranged the atoms of anything into whatever you could think up.
This invention saved the moon because the galaxy was being taken over by the Shadow and his daughter, the Empress. The Empress travels the galaxy in a castle built on an asteroid, powered by a quantum bubble drive engine.
The Empress's GMO beings, the Slobonians, visited Texalon the very day the transmixifier was invented.
Spurred on by the Empress's invasion, the clams went through the industrial revolution in one day.
Wyatt began to explore the galaxy in his new spaceship, which just happened to resemble a 1962 Cadillac..
Soon, Wyatt began the Milky Way News Network to counter the lies of the Empress's Pied Piper Network.
He transmixified news ships across the galaxy.
The forces of good have a secret base deep in a cave where they plan their exploits to stand against the Shadow and Empress. From here, they teach science and launch their exploits, which just happen to all provide a good analogy for science principles, the principles of freedom, and for reverence for God.
It really is quite the coincidence.
Allies for truth and justice pour in from every corner of the galaxy, including Rick Volpatti; a Paladin style skunk
bounty hunter with a stink that cannot be removed for up to eight years. He is said to be feared more than death